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So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat, and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom.

Well we have three kids, and at the time of this story, they were four, three, and one year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves Chapstick. LOVES it! He kept asking to use my Chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my Chapstick, and how he could use it whenever he wanted to, but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.

Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time. I am putting on my makeup.

Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car, and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my Chapstick very carefully to Jack's rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right -- their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind.

And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth.

And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever, because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your Chapstick on the cat's butt.
 


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Re: If you have ever had a cat and/or a kid, this is priceless!
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2007, 08:23:50 AM »
Very funny - it's been posted elsewhere, too. I laughed my a*se off.
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. ~ John Lennon


Re: If you have ever had a cat and/or a kid, this is priceless!
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2007, 10:19:09 PM »
oh wow.  I laughed for like 10 minutes!

That is quite the horrifying realization: you may have been using the chapstick and so might have the cat!  :o :o :o :o :o :o

ewwwwwwwww!


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