She's not even stalking the right person!
Once, standing in line behind a couple in a MacDonalds, I got to hear the following conversation, which began when somebody called the girl's phone via the walkie-talkie function of her Nextel phone:
Unknown male caller: Yo, baby, what you doin'?
Girl: Yo, I don't know you. What you doin' callin' my phone?
Unknown male caller: I'm tryin' to hit you up, you know what I'm sayin'?
Girl: Yo, I said I don't even know you.
Boy [grabs phone from girl]: Yo, fool, you better stop dissin' my girl.
Unknown male caller: What you gonna do [expletive]?
Boy: I'm gonna come kick your [expletive]?
Unknown male caller: Yeah, fool? Bring that [expletive]!
Boy: Yeah, [expletive], you don't know who the [expletive] you talkin' to!
Unknown male caller: Neither do you, fool!
Neither of those last two statements were made with any apparent irony. After a few more exchanges similar to what had gone before, the conversation was terminated so they could place their order.
