Somewhere in [insert your choice of state ]...
A half dressed redneck couple sitting on couch watching the
news on TV, as the man sits there with his arm around the
woman.
The man says, "Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the
sanctity of our institution. We oughta go to San Fran-
cisco just to show dem liberals that marriage means one
man, one woman. Right, darlin'?"
The woman replies, "Right, Daddy!"
