My fiance and I ate Tesco's rather good Valentine's Meal for £15 deal last night, and he chose raspberry creme brulees for dessert (good man!).
Only while he was melting the sugar on top, the creme brulee torch exploded into a yellow ball of fire and singed his eyelashes, eyebrows, and a bit of his hair. And took the hair on the back of his hands clean off. He was incredibly lucky he'd just shaved and that he didn't get any skin burns, my god. We were both super shaky for the rest of the night.
And his comment several hours later - "I can't think of a more middle class way to die".
I don't think we'll be buying a new one, and instead using the instructions on the packet and melting them under the grill next time!