The post had me chuckling too...and I was there!
Actually, when I think of Mexican food, I don't consider it to be hot...I think that comes with the fixings, like slasa or jalapenos. And while we tried to take great care and not force my father-in-law to eat "spicy" we were confident the fajitas would NOT be hot (spicy). As it was, they were intolerable. I think this was Mexican with an Indian fire. The hot wings were neutral, the salsa just chopped tomatoes and onions, and as for its namesake, jalapenos were not to be found. Never had a beef chimichanga that was filled with chili, complete with beans, and made with a tomato sauce that was spiced to the hilt. Was halfway through before I came across any meat. Rarely for me, I did not finish it.
It's located down the little back street perpendicular to La Casita in Swindon and is above a bar.