US-UK Joke

If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you are in the bathroom?








You're a peein 

Ba-dum tschhhh!

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Just a peein 

Hah!

I have a joke (well, more of an amusing observation) that usually gets a chuckle or two:

An American will think 200 years is a long time, but a Brit will think 200 miles is a long way!

This was voted the funniest joke in the world in 2008:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

Haha!! sonofasailor, that is a funny one!


This one cracks me up    The funniest one liner of the Edinburgh Fringe-

"I decided to sell my hoover... well it was just collecting dust."