Spam emails

Been a while since I got a spam email this great. I redacted the email address they told me to reply to but rest assured it was TOTALLY LEGIT and did not contain the number "69". I am just so chuffed that I had to share:

Welcome to the First Lady Office Mrs. Melania Trump .

Good Day My Dear

I am Mrs. Melania Trump this is to officially inform you that your overdue payment from West Africa Benin Republic total sum of ($20.000.000) twenty million US dollars is currently here in my office white house Washington DC and the funds will be delivered to you as soon as you get back to this office and comply with the requirement as needed to deliver your total fund to you as well. Your home address and your cell phone numbers is highly needed to complete this delivering to you as well,
Bear in mind that is the only office been in charge of delivering your fund to you due to the regard to my husband Mr.Donald Trump. And you will have to pay the sum of $180.00 usd to the Federal Ministry of Finance Benin Republic to enable them secure the Approval Document and send it over to you before your funds will be delivered to you .You are advised to comply with the instructions from this office & every information as you will need to contact the Federal Ministry of Finance Benin Republic will be given to you from this office to avoid any kind of mistake, and you can contact Federal Minisry of Finance Whit This Email through [redacted]@yahoo.com

Thanks

Regard.
Mrs. MelaniaTrump
First Lady United State Of America.



Sent from Mrs Melania Trump

Been a while since I got a spam email this great. I redacted the email address they told me to reply to but rest assured it was TOTALLY LEGIT and did not contain the number "69". I am just so chuffed that I had to share:

You are SO LUCKY!   

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 

I just get spam advertising ways to get girls and "increase my manhood".

That is hilariously excellent!