It claims to be out for delivery and still due today. They wouldn't lie would they.
Oooh, Parcelforce? I will check the porch again. I thought it was just with the regular postman, so when he came and went, I stopped looking out for it.
Edited to add: It's not here yet, but if it still shows as out for delivery, it's probably still on its way. I just hope they didn't give up, or they didn't try to deliver it to the wrong people (our neighbours behind us). But Parcelforce vans are usually well marked, and the only traffic I've noticed on the driveway are the neighbours themselves and the generic work vans that are always coming and going.