All right, you guys laugh it up. I'm glad you've found amusement in my hardship!
I decided to go whole hog and put EVERYTHING that was in the hotel room in the washing machine immediately upon entering the house. Shoulder bag, toiletry bag, everything. I put it on a four hour steam cooking cycle. Well, I left my underwear on for added credibility when explaining what happened to my wife. So far, so good.
Lyonaria, I think you got the identification correct with the "after a meal" picture.