Last night my husband made pizzas when I was at band practise- he had picked up some nice salami , so I asked him to put pineapple on mine.
He was so confused. I was like, 'just do it'. So I got home and he put just veg and pineapple and no salami. I asked him why and he said 'I don't trust this pineapple thing and it just seems weird with the salami'. I exclaimed, 'No!, You needed to precisely put the salami and pineapple on to make it as tasty as ever!" Tutting and muttering.
Sigh. Pineapple on pizza is the best thing ever.