TV theme lyrics

 booker
 very easy one next

  Stick a pony in me pocket, I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
 Cos if you want the best 'uns, but you don't ask questions,
 Then brother, I'm your man. 'Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
 It's like the changin' of the seasons, and the tides of the sea.
 But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk, Why do only fools and horses work?
 La-la-la.  La-lala-la.  La-la-la.  La-lala-la.

Only Fools and Horses.

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Never had a cabin near a general store,
Only had a wagon and a forty-four.
Sittin' on a board, eyein' the weather,
Prayin' to the Lord we stay together,
Side by side on the ____________

Wagon Train




What ever happened to predictability?

The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.

Full House.

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This wheel's on fire,
Rolling down the road,
Best notify my next of kin,
This wheel shall explode!

is it dead???
If not, the answer is Ab Fab

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Sesame Street 



I used to be sad, I used to be shy,
Funniest thing, saddest part, I never knew why,
Kicking myself for nothin' was my favourite sport,
I had to take off, start enjoyin', cos' life's too short.

Theres a new girl in town, cos' I'm feelin' good,
Got a smile, got a song for the neighbourhood,
Things are great, when you stand on your own two feet,
And there's girls here to say - with some love and luck, life's gonna be - SO SWEET !

Alice

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Schlemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
We’re gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.

Shirley and Laverne


So when they send you to your room,
Sing a little tune.
You sing;

Nah nah ne nah nah!
Nah nah nah ne nah,
Nah nah nah nah!

Horrid Henry!

Now he can do this
Do you think that you could?
And he can do that
Which is more than any old cat could
Would you like a dog, like a dog, like a dog, like a dog...

Sorry, I forgot about this and left it too long.  Didn't know it would be hard.

It's Kipper the Dog!   

I'm trying to think of another one.  OK, this may have been done but...

I bet we been together for a million years,
And I bet we’ll be together for a million more.
Oh, it’s like I started breathing on the night we kissed,
And I can’t remember what I ever did before.
What would we do baby, without us?

Family Ties.

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Goodbye gray sky, hello blue,
There's nothing can hold me when I hold you,
Feels so right, it can't be wrong,
Rockin' & rollin' all week long.

Happy Days


Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didnt' care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked.

Maude?

They say I might as well face the truth
That I am just too long in the tooth.
So I'm an OAP and weak-kneed
But I have not yet quite gone to seed.