Me too! And I'm also quite fascinating...now intelligent...well two out of three ain't too bad!
I'm definitely well rounded.
Several years ago at a doctor's appointment at the surgery, I got to talking with my doctor about travel. He loves to travel so we were discussing the various places we'd been and lived. As I was leaving, my doctor told me "I didn't realize that you were so interesting!" So, does his opinion count? If it does, than I guess I'm interesting too!
As for the OP's original question, I don't fit any of the descriptions either.
I lived in England for eight years before I found this site. I found it while searching for information on repatriating, just two months before my move. During my entire eight years, I didn't interact with any Americans. All of my friends were people that I met through work, interests, neighbors or other moms.
Having said that, I wish I'd have found UKY much, much sooner. I know that I would have met up with at least a few people from here, and hopefully turn on-line friendships into real life friendships. Hopefully when I next visit my other home, I'll still be able to do so!