Ok, the answer is so - I didn't get THAT job either (this is just a never-ending circle, isn't it?). My parents DO need me as a carer, I can provide proof that we have rent-free accomodation. The only problem is such, my parents only receive retirement pension and the social security benefits that they receive for their conditions (both receive Attendance Allowance, and Dad receives Disability Living Allowance). IS this sufficient for me to say that they will provide financial support when my girlfriend gets here then I can work at finding a job once she IS here, or will UK Immigration find that as laughable as I do?
I cannot practically look for a job at the moment, no matter what job it is, as my parents need full-time care and commitment. Once Christina arrives here, we have pre-arranged that she will take over the carer's responsibilities (payment free, of course), so that I can go out and find a job, to work and support my new family. Would this be sufficient to put in a letter and sign it as authentic so that it would help the visas application?
The long and short is that I really need to get a job, don't I? I just haven't got a clue what to do, and if I haven't got a clue of what I want to do, then I can't look for it. The only option that keeps popping into my head is "go back into the RAF", but I came out of that for very specific reasons, so nothing could ever be the right reason for going back.