I'm almost perverse in my desire to not celebrate! I haven't always been like this...and I want to say I have no idea where this has come from, but I think I do know. I have a 'frenemy' who is the same age as me, and I find myself comparing myself to her a lot... and trying to be as different to her as possible, because I find her really embarrassing and cringe-y. Oh god, the photos from her pink & sparkly-themed hen night, and the multiple daily selfies on FB... CRINGE!!!
So I'm going to Costco to get this cake, I'm going to eat a massive wodge of it, then chop it up, put it into individual takeaway containers and take it in to work when I go back on Wednesday. This will ensure that I don't eat the entire thing myself, but also, because it's after the fact and all chopped up, means that people at work won't be all celebrate-y... they'll just be like 'oooh, cake... thanks!'