Anybody remember (maybe it still exists) something called Goober Grape (I think)? It was a jar of peanut butter swirled with nasty grape or orange jelly. It looked cool because you could see the swirl from the outside of the glass jar.
I remember that and what a waste of a good glass jar.
But who remembers PB&J from school? You know the ones - the book pressure-cooked ones.
Recipe for School-Style Peanutbutter and Jelly SandwhichesIngredients1 or 2 white bread peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches
1 brown paper bag, small size
saran wrap or equivalent
1 apple
1 moon pie
3-5 medium hard back text books
1 prison-made vented, grey metal school locker
Preparation1. Wrap sandwiches with saran wrap
2. Insert wrapped sandwiches into brown paper bag
3. Drop apple onto sandwich cushions in bag
4. Throw moon pie into bag
5. Fold bag over tightly
Pre-cooking (at home)
1. Throw paper bag into bottom of school bag
2. Throw last night's unopened homework books into schoolbag
3. Hang bag on radiator or place in direct sunlight till time to go to school
Cooking (at school)
1. Open bag, remove moon pie for immediate consumption
2. Remove apple. Put aside for teacher. (Yea well ya wanna make something of it, pal?)
3. Open locker, remove several books
4. Carefully place paper bag containing pre-apple dented sandwiches into locker
5. Throw one of the books from step 3 into locker
6. Close locker
7 Cook for 1 hour
8. Return to locker, open and toss remainder of books from step 3 onto pile
9. Carefully remove text book from bottom of locker
10. repeat steps 6 - 9 three times
11. At lunch break, open locker and carefully remove paper bag.
12. Carefully open bag and smell
13. Remove sandwiches, observe jelly side of bread for signs of infusion
14. Sandwiches are ready when jelly is oozing through the bread and sticking to saran wrap
regional cooking time variations in deep south repeat step 10 3-times
in cooler or higher altitude, repeat step 10 minimum 4 times
note: sandwich thickness will decrease with cooking time