Im dying to know why some of you always spell PIE in upper-case letters!
Because as jennredd already noted, PIE is a capital event!

Was it this one?
http://talk.uk-yankee.com/index.php?topic=29236.0
Started by MrsPink, not jennredd ... though jennredd did pipe in early! 
Oh I'm sorry!! Apologies to MrsPink! I think jennredd & PIE are linked so inextricably in my mind, I was certain it would have been her.

jennredd, you need to add the link for those little (PIE!) cartoon guys here, because it definitely belongs on a pie thread!
make a regular, plain, old apple pie, but throw in a handful of red hots (you know, those cinnamon candies that come out around valentine's day in the states).
then make a thin powdered sugar icing & drizzle it all over the top crust.
Oh that sounds scrummy! I'd nominate that for Pie of the Week! (I also like those caramelly apple pie variations you see from time to time.)
Ok, more on the pie crust ingredients discussion... Had a closer read of the cookbook I've been working from - Mark Bittman's
How to Cook Everything. The sugar appears to be solely for taste, so I could see omitting it. Most recipes I've used previously did have a small amount of sugar in them.
On the fat in pie crust...butter, lard & vegetable shortening (like Crisco) hold air & will give the pastry more loft. Bittman's bet for the best pie crust would be a combo of butter & lard. Then just butter. He doesn't recommend shortening because it doesn't taste like anything. He also mentions oils and says that while some veg oils (nut oils particularly) will give the pastry a good flavor, they will not give loft to the pastry. Although he mentions how tasty olive oil pastries can be - has anyone had any of these?
Do you decorate your pastry in any way? (The top crust?) I brushed it with milk & sprinkled with sugar - it came out lovely & golden. I seem to also remember brushing pastry (years ago) with beaten egg for a more glazed & golden appearance. I know some cut out fab little shapes (say an apple or hearts) to decorate the top crust.
I really do need to delve further into deciphering my gran's recipes (her handwriting!!) & see what I can do. No matter what I make, it never tastes like I remember hers tasting.

For those who say they can't make pastry - there is a knack to it, but I'm convinced it can be learned. I taught myself & then I even taught my mother (in the past) because she was convinced she couldn't make good pastry.