Did anyone overcome a similar obstacle? I'm seriously out of ideas.
Call Ian. 07950 433901

He services SE England with his van.
No guarantees he's always reachable, but he's reliable and ruthlessly efficient at getting people's stuff from one place to another. It will leave you breathless. Tell him "garry".
From my own experience, he can also change the windows, change locks, fix the garden fence, put up wallpaper, assemble the baby crib, twice came and fixed my car

and even babysit! A good guy to know.
But like I say, getting hold of him can be a epic unto itself...