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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #45 on: October 27, 2010, 09:40:17 AM »
Watching my cat peak out over the arm of the sofa. She's laying on the sofa and she watches me in the kitchen. All I can see are her ears and eyes. It's totally cute and makes me laugh!
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #46 on: October 28, 2010, 11:14:50 PM »
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #47 on: November 01, 2010, 06:38:01 PM »
My five year old nephew just told me that he was sorry that I was allergic at cats.
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #48 on: November 01, 2010, 08:39:50 PM »
BF accidentally cut into one of his eyebrows when he was trimming his sideburns.  Don't ask me how on earth that happened, I don't know, but now he's sat there with part of his eyebrow missing and I can't help but to laugh.  Of course, he's not really amused and now I have to put a bit of brown eyeshadow there tomorrow before he goes to work so no one will notice!  ;D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #49 on: November 01, 2010, 10:11:28 PM »
Type in Japan to China on google maps. look at number 43!  ;D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #50 on: November 02, 2010, 05:18:00 AM »
6 year old nephew coming in the bathroom while I was at the sink, dropping trou at the toilet for a little relief as if no one was around and saying "Its OK for you to see me do this since you used to change my diaper"
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #51 on: November 09, 2010, 02:44:28 AM »
I bought some homeopathic jet lag go away pills at Whole Foods tonight and I had a funny interaction with the checker.

Him: Where are you travelling?

Me: Oh, I live in the UK so I'm going home in a few days.

Him: Do you know Brian So-and-so?

Me: Um, It's a small island, but I haven't met everybody yet.

Him: Well, if you meet him tell him I said hi.

Hahaha.   ;D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #52 on: November 09, 2010, 07:03:45 AM »
Yesterday my husband took me out to lunch and apparently my southern accent hasn't gone away much at all after living here for eight years due to the conversation I had with the Asian waitress.

Asian waitress: What you like to drink?

Husband: Large diet coke please.

Me: Ice water please.

(gives me strange look) Waitress: A$$ wadder?

Me: No iced watter please. i-c-e water

Waitress: A$$ wadder?

I looked at my husband for help me and said to the waitress ''A diet coke for her too please.''  ::)

The accent never goes away... ;D




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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #53 on: November 11, 2010, 10:52:29 PM »
My 2.5 year old nephew singing "Santa Closet is coming to town"  Hahah I was in fits of giggles every time he said "Closet" ;D  So cute though!
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #54 on: December 02, 2010, 01:22:35 PM »
Ha, I got one of these emails today from some random hotel I stayed at for work and it said "Come Celebrate the Festive Season with Us" except that I read it really really quickly before deleting it and I actually thought it said "Come Celebrate Festivus with the Rest Us"

I had to pull it out of delete bin to see what it really said, because I didn't think it actually said that. I was disappointed it didn't  ;D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #55 on: December 02, 2010, 02:21:48 PM »
Speaking of emails, a colleague seems to have trouble directing her emails to the right recipient. She was writing to her sister something about her cat and it ended up going to the director of the Bodleian Library! Yesterday she sent one to her husband and it went to someone in Edinburgh, who kindly replied telling her about the snow!  :)
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #56 on: December 13, 2010, 11:02:16 PM »
We got our 6 year old nephew a watch for Christmas. This means we get time checks every couple of minutes. Last night we were at their house and he asked his mom, 'Should I take my watch off for dinner or is it okay to eat with it on?' She told him she though he'd be okay if he left it on. Ha!  ;)
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #57 on: December 23, 2010, 10:12:02 AM »
Hehehe ,getting a Christmas Card that says
"I love brussels sprouts"  ;D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2011, 09:35:52 AM »
This was the funniest video I have seen in awhile...

http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #59 on: January 18, 2011, 11:15:50 PM »
Hahaha, my friend posted on his facebook a picture of a road sign during the latest Massachusetts storm:
"The Roads are Wicked Slippery"  ;D
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