Cob, Roll, Barncake, Bun what do you call yours?

I always get funny looks when i work around the country and walk into a Cafe and ask for a bacon cob.....
The other thing that confuses me is calling it a roll because if you ask for a sausage roll will they bring you a hot sausage in puff pastry or a sausage inside a cob?
I do find for a small island we have alot of differations in our language and off the note of food for a second. In Nottingham what is a Twitchel, as living here all my life i know but go just outside and no one seems to have any idea

Whats is called around where you currently are?

Bap here...but 25 minutes down the road where I work it is a Barn

Cob here.

When my sister was here we were up in Castleton and she asked what a bap was, I simply responded 'Oh that's the same thing as a cob.'

I don't know about that, but this is a Baguette, not a 'french stick'.

It depends, you can use several names here in Mancunia...barmcake, breadroll, bap...

But if I went to a shop to ask for bacon on a roll, I would ask for a bacon barmcake most likely. I have never heard the phrase cob!

A roll, is a roll here.
A bap is something slightly bigger.

A women I used to work with, said when she was in uni worked in a sandwich shop that was located between both Sheffield & Hallam Unis. They used to have a sign posted with all the different meanings/sayings from across the country for the various rolls that sandwiches came on. This way there was no confusion for anyone.

Bacon roll or bacon butty.

It's a teacake here (not to be confused with ones containing currants which is a currant teacake!), or a breadcake if it's bigger.

I wasnt sure what this thread would even be about HA

We would call it a bacon butty or bacon roll - I mean its bacon on a sandwich roll but then again I dont think I have EVER ordered one.  I like sausage better ;-)

bacon batch, I think 

I would probably call it a bacon roll or a bacon butty.

I have never heard the phrase cob!

Me neither . All I could think of when I read it in the title was Cobb Salad and Corn on the Cob .

I thought of this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cob_%28material%29

We call it a butty.  

ETA: A tea cake is one of these:
http://www.gingertablet.info/2007/11/love-letters-to.html

I've never heard cob or barncake. Down here it's a bacon roll or sometimes bacon butty (but I've never ordered one either). We call biggish flattish bread rolls baps, but once you add the bacon it's definitely a bacon roll. A bun would tend to be something sweet.

The term is barmcake, not barncake. It's a Lancashire thing....they are weird! Barmy even  

Roll, bap or just delicious. 

Bacon butty, bacon roll, bacon bap...

I've never heard of cob before.  Barmcakes, yes.  And oven bottom roll or oven bottom bun - gotta love that one - lol!  And stotties too.  

A bun is something sweet, alternatively referred to as a cake (even though it's not necessarily a cake in the American sense like a whole cake, but it could be a cupcake...)