Chopped my hair off...

Aww thank you It was lovely finally meeting you! My hair is super conservative in terms of colour at the moment haha next book club, it'll probably be lilac again!

It's a really perfect blonde.  Like really perfect!  I can't believe you had just come from an exercise class.   

don't forget the horse teeth.

That was probably the bit that got me the most hahahaha

My husband doesn't have a phone with a camera so he doesn't take selfies, but he checks my instagram daily to see if I've posted anything.  I like selfies but I do confine them to instagram.  I also don't understand the duck face though...what is that??

My husband doesn't have a phone with a camera so he doesn't take selfies, but he checks my instagram daily to see if I've posted anything.  I like selfies but I do confine them to instagram.  I also don't understand the duck face though...what is that??

Same, on both! I don't really get duckface...

My selfie-colleague does pics of just herself, but also a huge amount of her with her partner, who always looks caught off guard/surprised.  Does he not know what she's doing with that camera in front of their faces?!

Ha!!  I sometimes can convince my husband to be in photos but he's a bit camera shy.  Also when I'm taking pictures he makes funny faces a lot of the time.  Before the wedding we had a very serious talk about the fact that I didn't want to spend the whole day saying 'Nice face please!'

Every time my wife takes a picture, me and the kids all scratch our noses with our middle fingers.  We call it the Star Trek Protocol because of a famous picture of the entire cast of Star Trek doing it.

Whenever she gets out the camera, someone says "Implement Star Trek Protocol " and she goes mental.

Ha!!  I sometimes can convince my husband to be in photos but he's a bit camera shy.  Also when I'm taking pictures he makes funny faces a lot of the time.  Before the wedding we had a very serious talk about the fact that I didn't want to spend the whole day saying 'Nice face please!'

Mine does not like being photographed because he gets awkward and doesn't know what face to make so he almost ALWAYS ends up looking miserable hahah

It's a really perfect blonde.  Like really perfect!  I can't believe you had just come from an exercise class.   

haha my husband had literally JUST bleached it so all my roots were gone! If you had seen me the day before, you wouldn't be so complimentary! (well, I'm sure you would because you're lovely haha)

I literally did a quick change in one of the offices and booked it. Car next to me probably thought I was weird as I was applying deodorant at a stop light LOL

Every time my wife takes a picture, me and the kids all scratch our noses with our middle fingers.  We call it the Star Trek Protocol because of a famous picture of the entire cast of Star Trek doing it.

Whenever she gets out the camera, someone says "Implement Star Trek Protocol " and she goes mental.

I like every story about your family.  They're so funny.

I like every story about your family.  They're so funny.

Thanks! 

Every time my wife takes a picture, me and the kids all scratch our noses with our middle fingers.  We call it the Star Trek Protocol because of a famous picture of the entire cast of Star Trek doing it.

Whenever she gets out the camera, someone says "Implement Star Trek Protocol " and she goes mental.

My siblings and I all do the same thing when my mom tries to take pictures of us (toned down now cause they have kids). They taught me how to do it when I was younger and said it was "Star Trekking".

My siblings and I all do the same thing when my mom tries to take pictures of us (toned down now cause they have kids). They taught me how to do it when I was younger and said it was "Star Trekking".

Excellent!!!!   I had no idea anyone else had this idea. 
Of course, it has back fired on me as one kid is always flipping off the other one behind my back and then the receiving child complains to me.  Like I care.

Excellent!!!!   I had no idea anyone else had this idea. 
Of course, it has back fired on me as one kid is always flipping off the other one behind my back and then the receiving child complains to me.  Like I care.

I can only imagine. My nieces and nephew are still young enough where we are trying to keep up the pretence of being "adults". I think when they all get a bit older that will go straight out the window 

I can't find that picture anywhere, but I did find that Scotty's middle finger was shot off.