OK, I just spent the last 20 minutes at work reading from post 1 to post 5060 (or however many there were). (pant pant pant) I'm all caught up.
FIRST! I have to address this Louisiana House of Pancakes debacle.
https://restaurantguru.com/Louisiana-House-Of-Pancakes-Stirling#gallery Just look at the crap this place put on plates. I'm sorry but if I ever started an "American Themed Restaurant", I wouldn't make it so cliche'. It's OK to be American themed and not be a stereotype. Like the Irish pub over here in the states which all the cliche' decorations. But I agree, whoever started this place probably is a fan of American TV and that is all they based their menu off. They deserved to go out of business for that.
SECOND! KissofDeath - "I went from being unapologetic to being apologetically unapologetic." You broke my brain there for a few moments. I had to do a hard reset by banging my head into my desk. hahaaha
THIRD! Country Fried Steak, scrambled eggs, 2 pieces of bacon. Maybe some crispy shredded hash browns. That's my go-to Denny's breakfast whenever we go to one. haha Love Country Fried Streak. I need to get my recipe down before we move over.
LAST! We all need to get together, buy a couple food truck and a couple times a week, travel to different areas in the UK and serve American style breakfasts. A menu created by American's and cooked by American's. My husband managed several coffee shops here in Seattle, he can handle the coffee side, I can cook up bacon like nobodies business. We need someone on eggs, someone on pancakes/waffles. Maybe someone to make donuts for those who want some.

I think we could make a killing. We could call them the "Yankee Wakey Wakey Wagon's"

And if I was the owner of Louisiana House of Pancakes, I'd but a giant screeching eagle on the roof. haha