quotes

'Honey, we're all lesbians  when the right man shows up'--Karen on Will & Grace

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women" ~ Tony Montana 

"Don't speak evil of someone if you don't know for certain, and if you do know, ask yourself why am I telling it?" 
 Johann Kaspar Lavater
1741-1801, Theologian

I'll give you an exact definition.
When the happiness of another person
becomes as essential to yourself as your own,
then the state of love exists.
- Robert A. Heinlein,
"Stranger in a Strange Land"

"This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before."

                           - Butt-Head

For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge,
could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid
machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers
are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things.
They are, in short, a perfect match.

        - Lost In Cyber Land

"Are you a politician asking what your country can do for you or a zealous one asking what you can do for your country?"

 Khalil Gibran in his 1925 article, "The New Frontier"

Love is fire. But whether it's gonna warm your heart or burn your house down you can never tell.

-Jason Jordan

          By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.
          If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher

                                                                                  - Socrates

The best time to make friends is before you need them.
~ Ethel Barrymore

"That's the way life is sometimes; you're just going about your business and someone throws away your lembas bread."
- Billy Boyd

"We eat animals, animals eat plants.  Plants are alive, vegetables are alive but they don't have a voice."  --Pete Burns

"There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go."
                                                                                                     -Tennessee Williams

Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something                 
~ Westley (Princess Bride)

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures. ~ Ash (Army of Darkness)

There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
~ Michael Corleone (The Godfather2)

The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now. ~ Navin R. Johnson (The Jerk)

Boo if you want to. You know I'm right-- Chris Rock