I forgot to tell you guys... I met 'The American' on Friday!
It was me who finally had to make the effort.

I had a packet of Big Red chewing gum in my desk, that someone had brought me from the US, but which I'd never opened because it's not sugar-free.
Although I had never heard/seen the guy speak to anyone in the office, I heard him on the phone and he definitely has a NA accent. So I went over and showed him the packet of Big Red and asked him something stupid like 'how long has it been since you've seen this stuff?' and he laughed and said 'quite a while'. I offered him a bit, but he said no thanks, so I went back to my desk.
After lunch, he came over to my desk and put out his hand (which was limp and sweaty, but at least he was making an effort --GOD I sincerely hope he is not a UKY reader!!!) and introduced himself and we had a quick 5 min chat. The gist is that he is from Washington DC, has been here 15 years, lives in Partick (not far from Nan D!). Came here for uni at St Andrews, met his wife, and settled here. Like me, he says he has no desire to go back to the US and has made this his home. So he seems like he might be ok.
