I have two IA's today:
1) My upstairs toilet is blocked (not overflowing, but draining slowly). I've tried unblocking it myself, but with no luck, so I've had to call out a plumber for tomorrow morning. I kind of needed to get a plumber in anyway as the flush hasn't been working properly for a while, but it's just annoying that this has happened right before I go away on Friday (at least I have a downstairs toilet though)
2) As I've mentioned on the Friday Five thread, I've been ordering tons of shoes recently for 2 weddings I'm going to in September. Well, on May 29th, I ordered a pair online from House of Fraser. Warning: big saga story coming up:
The ONLY reason I ordered from HOF at all is because I couldn't find the same shoes in the right colour on the Debenhams site. With House of Fraser, I had to pay £4.99 to collect in store (though I got a £5 voucher back with the order), and it took 8 days for them to arrive in store. However, right after I put the order in, I discovered that Debenhams had them in stock after all, in the right size and colour, but it was too late to cancel the HOF order.
I picked the order up from HOF on Saturday 8th, and they told me that if I returned them in store, I could only get an exchange or a credit note. In order to get a refund I either had to print off the returns form online and post it back, OR I could bring it into store, fill out the form there and they would send it back for me, but it would take a few days longer.
When I got home, I discovered they had sent the wrong size - now I'm not sure if I selected the wrong size, or they sent the wrong size. I ordered a size 4, and what I got was a US size 7 (which is way too big)... which is fair enough, except that I ordered a size 4 in a different colour from Debenhams and they sent a US size 6 (which fit perfectly).
So, I needed to return them for a refund:
- I went to the website to print the returns form... except there is no returns form. The link is broken, and just takes me in a circle back to the main returns and exchanges page

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- I looked on their website for someone to contact - they have no phone number and their Twitter and webchat services are only Mon-Fri from 9am (this was Saturday evening).
- On Sunday, I went back to the store to ask if I could fill out the form in-store. I spoke to 3 members of staff and 1 manager and none of them had ever heard of this option, and they said they had no access to any return forms at all
- They did say because I'd only ordered 1 item, I could send it back without the return form as the barcode would show the exact item and amount... but I'm not sure I trust that advice!
- Cut to this morning, and I'm all ready to go onto the webchat... I have the site up at 9am and I see the 'Chat to Us' button, but I'm also on the phone with the plumber sorting out tomorrow's appointment, so I leave it for a few minutes
- When I go back to the HOF site, the 'Chat to Us' button has disappeared

. Apparently you can only see it when someone is actually available to chat. It's been almost 2 hours and still no sign of it
- I then Tweeted their Help people... it's been almost 2 hours and still nothing
- I have emailed their customer services, but just got a generic reply saying it could take 72 hours to get back to me
- I have called the 2 customer service numbers I found online for them, but they are both out of service

All in all, this whole thing is a farce. I need this sorted quickly because a) I'm going on holiday on Friday and b) it says I only have 14 days from date of purchase to return the item... but if we're going from the date I ordered it, the 14 days is up on Wednesday.
If I had just ordered from Debenhams in the first place, I would have got free 'click and collect' and could have easily and quickly returned in store for a refund. But no, I had to go through HOF, and now I may not get my money back

. Oh, and I can't just exchange them in-store, because they are the wrong colour and do not go with my dress

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Ah, was just about to post this when I got a reply to my Tweet, asking me to DM them with my order details so they can email me a returns form... fingers crossed it actually happens!