Us Americans are way beyond the Scottish and their love of fried foods. Have you even been to a local, county or state fair?
Scotland has deep fried Mars bars and pizza.
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Don't really have many state fairs in MA

So not really been to any if I'm honest! We had one nearby that was a very mild fair but I never like a proper fair like you'd get in the mid west.
But really, I'm completely just yanking your chain