Global warming.
I got my wish, so far. It's 40F outside and pouring rain alternating with blue skies. If it was extra breezy overnight I slept through it. I guess the flash freeze comes this afternoon.
They were showing video on the news this morning from a state trooper out in one of the high plains states- snow was being blown horizontally by outside his car at an absolutely astounding rate, and the howl from the wind was truly awful. He had no visibility at all. I can't even imagine the wind chill. I sure hope he got home ok!
Edit a few hours later. It's now 51F (!!!) and on-and-off raining, with thunder. We just heard a nearby transformer blow and had our lights flicker, but so far they are on. It's a bit breezy, but I think it was nearby construction work that blew that particular transformer. (It's not the first time they've done that over there.) The weather guys are saying the temp is going to start falling rapidly very soon, and in about 6 hours (well after sunset) we'll be getting the "flash freeze" effect. SO glad I don't have to go out for the next few days - I don't own ice skates anymore.
Edit a few hours later. Ok, we had torrential rains that caused flood warnings (melted a good amount of the snowpack, plus the rain itself) for some of the local rivers, which haven't crested yet. Then we had an ice storm. Now snow is going by sideways and the wind chill is something like 11F. The poor little birds coming to the bird feeder are having to make some serious mid-flight corrections to make it to our balcony. Watched one start over from a nearby tree and a gust took him to the next apartment over! Have put out extra everything for the little dudes, to help them with calories against the cold.
I feel like I'm in a weather blender! I can just pick one and stick with it, any time now, and that'd be fine with me!