LOL I get stuck in the "I'm not sure what I'm speaking when" loop sometimes and I'm not even British! My what I will say is that while my parents were here, they kept saying soccer (usually publicly) and I just wanted to melt into my chair. I know it shouldn't have bothered me but I kept being like FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOOOTTTTTBBAAALLL!
Yesterday afternoon, I clicked on a PBS.com news segment (I follow PBS on Facebook, okay? OKAY?!) about the World Cup. It was all going fine until about a minute into the report, they said "soccer". It was so harsh sounding in my ears after all this time... I stopped watching. Closed the tab. I just couldn't. Then my husband came home and I told him what happened. He looked proud!

Though the F was retired six years ago when I married. 
I don't know why I wasn't sure which one was the current one. I think the eBay address was the source of my confusion.
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My five:
1. Holy crap, you guys... four consecutive weeks of sunshine and nice weather? And it's not all oppressive like Arkansas. It's just
nice. I can't even tell you how generally
happy I've been lately.
2. Ultrafast is awesome. We can stream 4k video while running speedtests on three different devices and stream spotify and download updates all at the same time. It does take a bit of coordination, though, because it all goes so fast that you have to deliberately start things on a count of 3.

I uploaded a video to Facebook that I've been wanting to share for ages, but couldn't because my old upload speed was 0.6Mbps and it was a big file. When I uploaded it, I thought the upload failed because it was done before I realized it even started. Then Facebook said it was processing, and I was all, "Oh! It's
there already! Wow!" Yay us!
3. I have had rather good results with my pizza dough making lately. Now my husband and I both need to work on stretching it properly. Pizza tomorrow, so we get to practice again. Yay noms!
4. We're paneling the upper half of the walls in the workshop (the lower half was already paneled because it was stables and the horses apparently needed something to kick), hopefully making it a bit more weather-tight. Our aim is to keep it climate controlled in there so we can reduce the amount of damp/moisture affecting our timber supplies. Meanwhile, we have swallows who nest in there, and I'm worried about blocking their access. All last year, when we were making things, if the project went a bit wonky, I'd say, "The birds will like it. They're very forgiving." However, the birds will
not like us closing up their access to their nest. I'm concerned for them. But it's
our workshop, and we need security and weatherproofing... and the birds poop in a massive pile under their nests, and it's gross. (No horses anymore, but we still have to muck the stables! *sigh*)
5. I ordered a case of sriracha and it arrived on Wednesday. No regrets!