CharlieB - insert Beyonce rewrite here...
As promised... a rewrite of Beyonce's "Formation"
Y'all make me crazy with this 60 business day mess
Get my passport, catch my flight, pack my wedding dress
I'm so restless while I wait for my visa progress
I'm so darn anxious so I track the business process
My eyes are on the tracka’, in case that moves it fasta’
From San Diego back to Glasgow soon as I can pack-a’
I like my builder’s tea made with PGs from Tescos
I like my Eggheads or Crystal Maze for game shows
Paid all this money but I still don’t think the country want me
I want a visa in my hand, swag
I see it, I want it
I track, yeah, I wait for it
I dream it, I work hard
Apply 'til I own it
I twirl on them haters
Those visa regulators
In a Rover, down in Dover
Sippin' Tetley’s with no chaser
Sometimes I get sad, I get sad
I feel far, I feel far
From what's mine, from what's mine
Hurts my heart, hurts my heart
But I’ll wait, wait
I’ll wait, hey, I’ll wait, okay
I’ll wait, okay, all day, okay
I’ll wait, okay, I’ll wait okay
We gon' wait, wait
Gon' wait, okay
We wait, okay
I’ll wait, okay
I’ll wait, okay
Okay, okay, I’ll wait, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, people, now let's get immigrated, 'cause I’ll wait
Okay people, now let's get immigrated, 'cause I’ll wait
Prove to me you got some verification, 'cause I’ll wait
Pay up, or you get eliminated
When they stamp my book I’ll run right down to the altar, 'cause I wait
When they stamp my book I’ll run right down to the altar, 'cause I wait
If it ships in time, I might take him on a trip to Gibralter, 'cause I wait
Drop me off at the gate, let me check my case, let me fly out, 'cause I wait
When I get my papers, should be worth the frustration, 'cause I wait
When I get my papers, should be worth the frustration, 'cause I wait
I just might see what Mary Berry is baking, 'cause I wait
I just might see what Mary Berry is baking
I see it, I want it
I track, yeah, I wait for it
I dream it, I work hard
Apply 'til I own it
I twirl on them haters
Those visa regulators
In a Rover, down in Dover
Sippin' Tetley’s with no chaser
Sometimes I get sad, I get sad
I feel far, I feel far
From what's mine, from what's mine
Hurts my heart, hurts my heart
But I’ll wait, wait
I’ll wait, hey, I’ll wait, okay
I’ll wait, okay, all day, okay
I’ll wait, okay, I’ll wait okay
We gon' wait, wait
Gon' wait, okay
We wait, okay
I’ll wait, okay
I’ll wait, okay
Okay, okay, I’ll wait, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, people, now let's get immigrated, 'cause I’ll wait
Okay people, now let's get immigrated, 'cause I’ll wait
Prove to me you got some verification, 'cause I’ll wait
Pay up, or you get eliminated, I’ll wait
Okay people, now let's get immigrated, I’ll wait
Okay people, now let's get immigrated
You know it’s worth it when you walk through immigration
Always stay hopeful, best result is your papers