I am coming to the conclusion I will have to wait the full six months for my ILR(M) at this point, so I'm probably going to take a break from the site for a bit. I confess, I was a bit cheeky and used the email posted by another person here to request an update, and that was what I was politely told. So until mid-December, I just need to chillax.
I wish everyone all the best, and I hope the good news continues!